1) Write down 10 characters

1. The Hound

2. Jaime

3. Cersei

4. Renly

5. Littlefinger

6. Brienne

7. Arya

8. Stannis

9. Ned

10. Varys

2) If 5 and 4 were to have an affair, who would top? Littlefinger, naturally.

3) 10 and 3 have decided to enter into a master/slave relationship, and the slave has not done his/her job. What happens? Hahahaha. I’m gonna guess Cersei is the master and Varys is the slave. Varys will have to crawl around on his hands and knees for 3 nights while ‘serving’ Cersei in her chamber.

4) What’s 1’s secret kink? Write a quick scenario exploring this.The Hound likes to be smacked around by Sansa with her riding crop. It is known.

5) 9, 6 and 2 are thrown together by a twist of fate, and maybe a lot of alcohol. How do they wake up? Brienne and Jaime wake up snuggled together with Ned sulking in the corner.

6) What is 8 and 7’s favorite position? Have fun! No, this is just wrong, even if I try to imagine a grown-up Arya. I just can’t imagine the two of them together under any scenario unless she was trying to kill him. Then I’d say…okay she’d go all faceless man as Melisandre, climb on top and grab an ice pick a la Basic Instinct.